if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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