Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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