i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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