I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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