You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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