It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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