He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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