no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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