After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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