I must be too annoying 4 u.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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