I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
