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• (845): View more from New York

  im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to

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  i wanted you to too

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• (347): View more from New York

  Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude

  (650): View more from California

  So your saying just a blow job?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....

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• (415): View more from California

  I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.

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