We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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