I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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