Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I party with great urgency now.
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