Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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