OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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