I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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