evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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