direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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