I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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