threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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