You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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