awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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