I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
