She's JV to your varsity
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I look excited, but its just a facade.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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