is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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