Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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