How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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