alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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