Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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