A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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