Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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