omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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