in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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