I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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