everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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