there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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