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penguin condom
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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