She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
All I want is dick and wine.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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