dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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