beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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