how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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