And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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