There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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