Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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