yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
did i just pee glitter
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
