doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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