guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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