What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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