We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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