stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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