I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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