what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
high people should be assigned attendants
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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