I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
