if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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