That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Text me some of your sweat
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
