I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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