Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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